“Yoga is the perfect excuse to wear yoga pants all day.”

“My yoga instructor says that Savasana is just a fancy way of saying ‘nap time’.”

“Yoga: because punching people is frowned upon.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just practicing my yoga poses in slow motion.”

“Yoga class is the only place where it’s socially acceptable to fall asleep while stretching.”

“Yoga is my favorite way to pretend to workout.”

“I tried yoga once, but then I remembered that I’m not a pretzel.”

“Yoga: the only way to bend over backwards without getting yelled at.”

“I do yoga to relieve stress… by lying on the mat and pretending I’m a calm, serene person.”

“Yoga: because throwing tantrums doesn’t burn enough calories.”

“Yoga class is the one place where farting is encouraged.”

“I don’t always do yoga, but when I do, I make sure to Instagram it.”

“My yoga mat is my safe place, where I can hide from my responsibilities.”

“Yoga is my excuse to escape from reality for an hour.”

“Yoga: where you pay to be told to breathe deeply and pretend to be a tree.”

“Yoga: the only time I’m not worried about my lack of flexibility.”

“Yoga: because who needs a gym membership when you can just lie on the floor and call it ‘relaxation’?”

“In yoga, the hardest pose to master is the ‘pretending to hear the instructor’s cues’.”

“Yoga: the art of pretending you’re calm and collected, even when your leg is shaking like a leaf.”

“Yoga: the only place where you can accidentally punch yourself in the face and call it a ‘flow’.”

“Yoga is just stretching for people who like to use fancy words.”

“I don’t need a therapist, I have yoga to pretend that everything is fine.”

“Yoga: the only practice that combines deep breathing with trying not to fart in public.”

“I do yoga to remind myself that I’m still capable of lying in strange positions and groaning.”

“Yoga: where you can learn to tie yourself into knots and call it a ‘stretch’.”

“Yoga class is the only place where I can go from feeling zen to feeling like I’m dying in one pose.”

“Yoga: the only workout that rewards you with a nap at the end.”