WILL FERRELL ZOOLANDER QUOTES

“What is this? A center for ants?”

“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.”

“I turned left!”

“I’m not a dancer, I’m a petroleum transfer technician.”

“I have a drinking problem? Okay. Fine, I have a drinking solution: a party.”

“Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”

“I’m a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys… we’re a different breed.”

“They’re the same face! Doesn’t anyone notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”

“There was a moment in time when male models ruled the earth.”

“I’m sorry that good looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.”

“I’m a hot little potato right now. Would you toss me around in your hand?”

“You can dere-lick my balls!”

“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”

“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”

“I’m not a pervert! I just have a lot of creative ideas!”

“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

“He’s so hot right now!”

“Oh, I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?”

“I’m sorry, did my hair get in the way of your conversation?”

“Orange Mocha Frappuccino!”

“I’m a hot bitch mess.”

“You smell like a baby prostitute.”