WEDNESDAY FUNNY QUOTES FOR WORK

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“I always give 100% at work: 13% on Monday, 22% on Tuesday, 26% on Wednesday…” – Unknown

“I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.” – Unknown

“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week.” – Lee Fox Williams

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates

“I have to be successful because I like expensive things.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.” – Unknown

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams

“Work hard so you can shop harder.” – Unknown

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” – John Gotti

“I’m not a procrastinator, I just prefer doing things in the last possible second.” – Unknown

“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you’re on the job.” – Slappy White

“I pretend to work, and they pretend to pay me.” – Unknown

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

“The harder you work, the luckier you get.” – Gary Player

“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.” – Unknown

“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler

“People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses or the problems of modern society.” – Vince Lombardi

“The harder I work, the luckier I get. No wonder I’m so lucky!” – Unknown

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain

“I may be a coffee addict, but at least I’m highly productive in my own little world.” – Unknown

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright

“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” – Claude McDonald

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“I want to be a freelance gynecologist, but the money isn’t quite right.” – Unknown