“Who needs a Valentine when you can have a whole box of chocolates to yourself?”

“I’m single and ready to mingle… with pizza.”

“If Cupid had a sense of humor, he would shoot us singles with arrows made of money.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.”

“Valentine’s Day reminds me that my relationships status is like a Facebook post – it’s complicated.”

“The best part about being single on Valentine’s Day is not having to share your chocolate.”

“Being single on Valentine’s Day just means I dodge the Hallmark chaos for another year.”

“I’m my own Valentine because nobody loves me more than me… and maybe my dog.”

“Who needs a date for Valentine’s Day when I can have my Netflix subscription and a tub of ice cream?”

“I’m single by choice, just not my choice.”

“Valentine’s Day is a reminder that my love life is like a rom-com without the ‘com’ part.”

“The only heartache I’ll have on Valentine’s Day is from eating too many heart-shaped candies.”

“Valentine’s Day is just a gentle reminder that flowers and chocolates are way overpriced.”

“I may be single, but I have the best relationship with my bed, and that’s all that matters.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m single and I don’t need you.”

“Being single on Valentine’s Day means no pressure to spend money on someone else… except on myself!”

“My love life is like a romantic comedy… without the romance or the comedy.”

“Who needs a guy when I can have pizza on Valentine’s Day, and it won’t break my heart?”

“Valentine’s Day is just a day to appreciate all the money you’ll save being single.”

“Valentine’s Day is great because it reminds me to buy discounted chocolate the next day.”