“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown
“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown
“I don’t need a therapist, I have my friends.” – Unknown
“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends.” – Unknown
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.” – Doug Larson
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard
“Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.” – Unknown
“True friends are like diamonds—bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” – Nicole Richie
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
“Friends are therapists you can drink with.” – Unknown
“Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.” – Unknown
“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you’re fooling everyone else.” – Unknown
“A friend is someone who knows all your secrets, but still likes you anyway.” – Unknown
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” – Arnold H. Glasow
“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.” – Unknown
“Friends help you move. Best friends help you move bodies.” – Unknown
“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb
“Friends are the siblings God never gave us.” – Mencius
“A true friend is someone you can be completely honest with and still not feel judged.” – Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Unknown
“True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.” – Unknown
“A friend is someone who believes in you even when you have stopped believing in yourself.” – Unknown
“A good friend is like a bra: supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.” – Unknown
“Friends are the people who make you smile brighter, laugh louder, and live better.” – Unknown
“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they’d rather be anywhere else.” – Len Wein
“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell