“I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.” – Unknown

“Sometimes I think I’m a genius. Then I remember all the times I don’t know how to turn on a printer at work.” – Unknown

“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” – Thomas Jefferson

“I love my job only when I’m on vacation.” – Unknown

“Remember, the only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.” – Jordan Belfort

“Coffee, because adulting is hard.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a motivational quote to get inspired, just a paycheck.” – Unknown

“Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.” – Sam Levenson

“Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise.” – Unknown

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“I didn’t fail the test; I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

“I’m not lazy; I’m just on my energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.” – Albert Einstein

“There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.” – Zig Ziglar

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“I’ve got a dream that’s worth more than my sleep.” – Unknown

“I’m not a procrastinator; I just prefer doing things ‘last minute’ because I don’t like being early to meetings and waiting for everyone else.” – Unknown

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Rohn

“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon