“I feel like I’ve been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I’m just now waking up.”
“It’s a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.”
“I’m looking for the beauty in the mundane. I’m looking for the magic.”
“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and at least, once a day, retiring to the men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble Hell.”
“Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it… and my heart is just going to cave in.”
“I refuse to be a victim. I’m not going to be ground up in a machine. I went to a party last night because I thought if I played by their rules, I’d get ahead. But I’m not going to be a part of that.”
“I’ve got some dead weight I need to lose… some ‘friends’.”
“In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.”
“I will sell this house today!”
“Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it.”
“Remember, sometimes people will hate you for no reason, just because your light shines too bright for them.”
“I’m tired of playing the role of the dutiful husband.”
“This isn’t life. This is just stuff. And it’s become more important to you than living.”
“I am Lester Burnham, and here, I have lost something. It’s called control.”
“I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world.”
“I just want someone to care about.”
“You have no idea what I’m capable of!”
“I want to look good naked!”
“It’s never too late to get your shit together.”
“When you’ve got nothing to lose, you’re dangerous.”
“I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world.”
“In real estate, there’s only one thing that matters: location, location, location.”
“I didn’t lose my job. I lost my f**king mind.”
“I refuse to be a part of any club that would have someone like me as a member.”
“Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart’s going to cave in.”
“Marriage is a contract, and guess what? I want to renegotiate the terms.”
“I’m not exactly sure what happened, I mean I know, I know it got dark.”
“I just want someone to care about me.”
“Look at me, jerking off in the shower… This will be the highlight of my day.”
“I don’t think that there’s anything worse than being ordinary.”