FUNNY QUOTES WINNIE THE POOH

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1) “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” – Winnie the Pooh

2) “Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.” – Winnie the Pooh

3) “I’m not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” – Winnie the Pooh

4) “You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.” – Winnie the Pooh

5) “A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.” – Winnie the Pooh

6) “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh

7) “It’s more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words, like ‘What about lunch?'” – Winnie the Pooh

8) “Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday.” – Winnie the Pooh

9) “The things that make me different are the things that make me.” – Winnie the Pooh

10) “If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.” – Winnie the Pooh

11) “A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside.” – Winnie the Pooh

12) “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” – Winnie the Pooh

13) “I’m short and fat and proud of that.” – Winnie the Pooh

14) “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” – Winnie the Pooh

15) “Just because an animal is large, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.” – Winnie the Pooh

16) “You can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right.” – Winnie the Pooh

17) “It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.” – Winnie the Pooh

18) “We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered. – Winnie the Pooh

19) “I wasn’t going to eat it. I was just going to taste it.” – Winnie the Pooh

20) “Doing nothing often leads to the very best of something.” – Winnie the Pooh

21) “A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.” – Winnie the Pooh

22) “I’m so rumbly in my tumbly.” – Winnie the Pooh

23) “The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.” – Winnie the Pooh

24) “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday.” – Winnie the Pooh

25) “It’s always useful to know where a friend-and-relation is, whether you want him or whether you don’t.” – Winnie the Pooh

26) “When you see someone putting on his Big Boots, you can be pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen.” – Winnie the Pooh

27) “A hug is always the right size.” – Winnie the Pooh

28) “You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” – Winnie the Pooh

29) “Promise me you’ll never forget me because if I thought you would, I’d never leave.” – Winnie the Pooh