FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT SCHOOL LIFE IN HINDI

“Padhne wale ko har zindagi ki pareshani se bachne ka certificate milna chahiye.”

“School ke toilet mein hi toh saari kahaniyaan hoti hai!”

“Exam me pass hone ke liye, dost bhi zaroori hai, aur cheating bhi!”

“Classroom ki bench, dil ki wali hui kahani ki shuruwaat.”

“Padai karte-karte meri toh jindagi guzar gayi, par degree nahi mili!”

“School ki library mein silent zone hone ka kya fayda, jab internet pe sab kuch mil jaata hai!”

“Lifeline ki jagah, ‘Attendance’ dikh jaaye, apna game over hone ke chances badh jaate hai!”

“Teacher: Tumhe kya lagta hai, mai tumhe padhaungi ya T-Series? Student: T-Series, kyunki woh subscribe karke notification bhejte hai!”

“School ke paison se toh sabse mehengi cheez, lunchbox hoti hai!”

“Bachpan mein homework karne walo, aaj successful entrepreneurs ban gaye hai.”

“School ka annual day, jaise pakka Bollywood awards show ho gaya hai!”

“Teacher: Kaisa progress report laye ho? Student: Aapki handwriting pe ‘Hard Work’ likh doon?”

“Pehle rows mein baithe the, ab interview ke line mein khade hai. Par baaki sab same hai, exams ke din wahin ulti pulti feeling hai!”

“Exam paper dekhte hi saare formulas hi bhool jaate hai. Matlab, bhagwan kabhi R.D. Sharma ko paas hi kyun nahi kar dete!”

“School-life ke pyaar mei, dil kitne paas tha, grades kitne door the!”

“School ki spelling ‘S-C-H-O-O-L’ hai, aur agar usko ulta likho, toh ‘L-O-O-H-C-S’ bante hai. Pata chala, school ke baare mein toh kuch naya bhi sikha sakte hai!”

“Teacher: Agar tum padhoge nahi, toh exams me kya karoge? Student: Solutions copy karunga, problem kya hai?”

“School life mein tension-free hote hue tension ki practice ho jaati hai.”

“Student life ek jackpot hoti hai, jisme semester exam mein chance hote rehte hai!”

“School picnic ka josh kabhi khatam nahi hota. Bus khubsurat jagah jana hai, rest sab picnic spot ban jaata hai!”

“School ka canteen hota hai, jaha dostiyan khati hai aur dushmaniyan pighalti hai.”

“School bus ka conductor, hamari journey ke hero hote hai. Kabhi humein bachate hai, kabhi humein jhelte hai!”

“Morning assembly ki stage par isi expectation ke saath khade hote hai ki, national anthem ke baad ‘Jai Hind’ zaroor chillaenge!”

“Teacher: Tum sab log exam ki tayari kaise karoge? Students: Essay likh kar, ‘Copy from reference material’ par click karke!”

“Classroom: A place where the sound of books falling in silence is louder than any other sound.”

“School farewell mein emotional speech dene se pehle, rote-rote bade hona chahiye practice kaafi ho gayi hai!”

“School mein dosti karne ki strategy: Notebooks share karne se zyada, homework copy karne me expert banana!”

“Teacher: Attendance kyun kam hai? Students: Class skip karne mein hamara record bhi ban raha hai na!”

“School ki hostel ki baat hi alag hoti hai, roommates ke saath saare secrets share karne ka khulasa hota hai!”

“School life ki important lesson: Hum log bina ticket ki journey nahi karte, phir toh kaise hall pass ke bina exam dete!”