“Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Santa Claus.” – Anonymous

“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year… well, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own presents.” – Unknown

“The only thing getting lit this Christmas are my Christmas tree lights.” – Unknown

“My office Christmas party is like a regular party, but with more awkward conversations about work.” – Unknown

“Candy canes are like a gift from the dentist to remind us to brush our teeth during the holiday season.” – Unknown

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” – Unknown

“Who needs mistletoe when you can have an HR manager hovering around the office party?” – Unknown

“I put so much thought into my Secret Santa gift that it’s basically stalker-level creepy.” – Unknown

“The only thing I want for Christmas this year is a day off… and maybe a lifetime supply of chocolate.” – Unknown

“If you think Santa isn’t real, just wait until you meet my coworker in a reindeer costume.” – Unknown

“Office Christmas parties are like the Olympics of passive-aggressive behavior.” – Unknown

“Christmas shopping tip: Never spend more than you can hide from your significant other.” – Unknown

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” – Unknown

“Christmas cheer is best served with a side of sarcasm.” – Unknown

“The Office TV show should release a Christmas special called ‘Surviving the Office Christmas Party’.” – Unknown

“If you think I’m excited about Christmas, you should see me when payday comes around.” – Unknown

“My holiday spirit is strong, but my wrapping skills are weak.” – Unknown

“The best Christmas present is watching your coworker receive a boring work-related gift during Secret Santa.” – Unknown

“If a reindeer runs you over this Christmas, don’t worry, I called Santa and told him to pay your medical bills.” – Unknown

“Christmas is the perfect time to pretend you enjoy fruitcake.” – Unknown

“Dear Santa, I can explain… but I probably won’t.” – Unknown

“The only snow I want to see during Christmas is the Netflix kind.” – Unknown

“Office Christmas parties are a great opportunity for your boss to see how you truly behave after a few drinks.” – Unknown

“Christmas is the time of year when everyone pretends to like fruitcake.” – Johnny Carson

“Who needs mistletoe when you have copiers and staplers in the office?” – Unknown