FUNNY LORAX QUOTES

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“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”

“I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.”

“Listen to me, young man, I don’t paddle around space talking to dandelions!”

“I speak for the trees, for the trees have no voice. And I’m asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs!”

“I speak for the trees, and I’d like to file a complaint about all these paper cuts!”

“Saving the environment is no joke, but sometimes I wish my mustache could tell a few!”

“They say that I’m crazy, they say I’m a loon. Yet I still try to protect Mother Nature, and I’ll do it real soon!”

“When life gives you lemons, plant a tree. Then you’ll have lemonade for eternity!”

“If a tree falls in the forest and no one’s around, does it still make a sound? More importantly, why did it fall in the first place?”

“I’d love to go green, but my mustache prefers its natural color. Maybe if I try an eco-friendly moustache wax…”

“I tried to organize a group of trees for a forest flash mob, but they said they were rooted in their ways.”

“I’m just a Lorax, standing in front of a human, asking them to recycle.”

“Don’t be a grumpy grouch, unless you’re a grouch who’s also saving the environment. Then it’s acceptable.”

“I don’t know about you, but I think deforestation takes a lot of trunks.”

“I wanted to be an environmentalist but ended up a comedian. At least I’m still making people laugh, right?”

“Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal, of course!”

“If you’re ever feeling low, just hug a tree. Just be careful of splinters.”

“They say money doesn’t grow on trees, but a tree is worth so much more than money.”

“Sometimes I feel like a broken record, but I’m here to remind you that we need to be kind to our planet.”

“Why did the Lorax bring a ladder to the forest? Because he wanted to climb up to the top and shout, ‘Save the trees!'”

“I asked the Once-ler for an eco-friendly business card, and he handed me a leaf. Well played, sir!”

“What did the Lorax say when he saw a polluted river? ‘Oh, fish sticks!'”

“If you want to live in a world with cleaner air, just remember to exhale oxygen and not carbon dioxide!”

“I tried to teach a group of trees about climate change, but they just said, ‘We’ve been through this before, we’re evergreen.'”

“I planted a tree once, and it responded with some tree-mendous growth. It really branched out!”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, but I say planting trees is a close second.”

“Why did the Lorax take up painting? He wanted to add some color to the world and make it tru-ax-ing!”