“I’m sorry, I can’t help but devour all the candy in sight. It’s a real treat-ment addiction!”

“Some people say money can’t buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone sad eating a candy bar?”

“Life is like a box of chocolates – you always end up with a few jelly beans in there.”

“Candy doesn’t ask silly questions, candy understands.”

“I’ve never met a candy I didn’t like. Okay, maybe licorice… but that’s a black sheep!”

“I’m not a sweet tooth, I’m a whole sweet jaw!”

“Why did the M&M go to school? Because he wanted to be a Smartie!”

“When life hands you lemons, trade them for candy!”

“I’m not addicted to candy, I just have strong sugar cravings that can only be satisfied by eating massive amounts of candy!”

“Snicker if you like, but I believe in the healing power of chocolate.”

“I don’t need an alarm clock, I wake up to the sweet smell of candy every morning.”

“I’m like a kid in a candy store, but without the adult supervision.”

“There’s no problem that can’t be solved with a little candy and a lot of sugar.”

“I don’t sugarcoat things, I candy-coat them!”

“Candy can’t solve everything, but it’s a pretty good start.”

“Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!”

“Life is short, eat the candy first!”

“My dentist hates me because I love candy, but hey, we all need a little extra sweetness in our lives!”

“I’m not saying I have a sweet tooth, but I could probably eat my weight in candy.”

“Life would be dull without some sugar and spice, and candy has both covered!”

“Candy is my security blanket, but unfortunately, it melts faster than a snow cone in summer.”