FATHER DAUGHTER JOKES QUOTES

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“Dad: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Daughter: I don’t know, why? Dad: Because he was outstanding in his field!”

“Dad: Did you hear about the scientist who discovered a way to make cows levitate? Daughter: No, what happened? Dad: It was an udder disaster!”

“Dad: How do you make a tissue dance? Daughter: I don’t know, how? Dad: Put a little boogie in it!”

“Dad: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Daughter: I’m not sure, why? Dad: They don’t have the guts!”

“Dad: What do you call fake spaghetti? Daughter: I don’t know, what? Dad: An impasta!”

“Dad: Why was the math book sad? Daughter: I have no idea, why would it be sad? Dad: Because it had too many problems!”

“Dad: Do you want to hear a construction joke? Daughter: Sure! Dad: Sorry, still working on it!”

“Dad: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Daughter: I’m not sure, dad. Dad: In case he got a hole-in-one!”

“Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? Daughter: No, what happened? Dad: He woke up!”

“Dad: How do you organize a space party? Daughter: I don’t know, dad. Dad: You planet!”

“Dad: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Daughter: Why? Dad: Because they make up everything!”

“Dad: Why did the tomato turn red? Daughter: I don’t know, why? Dad: Because it saw the salad dressing!”

“Dad: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Daughter: I don’t know, what? Dad: Fsh!”

“Dad: How does a penguin build its house? Daughter: I have no idea. Dad: Igloos it together!”

“Dad: Can February March? Daughter: No, but April May! Dad: Good one!”

“Dad: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Daughter: I don’t know, what? Dad: Frostbite!”

“Dad: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Daughter: No, what happened? Dad: The food was great, but there was no atmosphere!”

“Dad: What did one wall say to the other wall? Daughter: Umm, I’m not sure. Dad: I’ll meet you at the corner!”

“Dad: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Daughter: I don’t know, dad. Dad: It was two-tired!”

“Dad: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Daughter: I don’t know, why? Dad: Because he was outstanding in his field!”